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Re: Come On Out and Play « Result #1 on Jul 22, 2008, 12:10am »
The kitsune's spine snapped in half when the dragon bit him, and he pissed his pants, but he couldn't feel it. And he was like "-bleep- YES" when he killed the dragon, but then he barfed up a shitload of blood and was like "-bleep- NO" and then he took one last breath and screamed "-bleep-" before he keeled over and got squished under the keeled over dragon.
Then everyone in the crowd started cheering insanely and went to rob the kitsune of his wallet.
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Re: Come On Out and Play « Result #2 on Jul 22, 2008, 12:05am »
The dragon thing was like "Oh screw you." and clamped down on the body of the kitsune when he got too close to her face. Only his sword got flunged out of his hand and through her real eye and prolly to her brain. She was like "FUUUUUUUCKKK" and bit down really hard and then keeled over and died.
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Re: Come On Out and Play « Result #3 on Jul 15, 2008, 8:13pm »
Haha. That was close. A bit too close for comfort, but the idea of fighting a dragon was already far past the comfort zone of any normal person. Besides, the blonde smiled in the face of danger. And stabbed it. So a huge rush of exhilaration, instead of mayhaps the natural fear, rose up in him as he leaped backwards. A game. That's all this was. A game. And he would be the winner.
The little kitsune was almost blown off his feet from the force of the beast's machine-edged roar. Which was quite loud, and contributory to the busting of one's eardrums. Busted eardrums are not usually valued by people, as that usually means that you're deaf. No one much wants to be deaf, though if you do, all you gotta do is fight a dragon. More than not, however, you'd probrably just end up dead first. And when you're dead it doesn't really matter if you're deaf or not.
The blue-eyed teen wanted neither to be deaf nor dead, but he sure looked like he was striving for one of them. As the dragon lashed out at him with it's metal claws, which were probrably very skillful in the art of ripping open skin, the foxy boy leaped into the air, not over them, but instead landing on them and gripping tightly as they swung in a wide and deadly arc. Shortly after boarding this new speedy ride, he proceeded to running somewhat comically and without great balance [but considering what he was doing it was pretty good] up the dragon's metal arm, than leaping off and this time slashing at the thing's golden head. He was quite the smart lad.
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Re: Come On Out and Play « Result #4 on Jul 15, 2008, 6:07pm »
Perhaps a fight was inevitable. This was made clear when the humanlike boy sped towards her at an insane speed, sword ready to bite and taste flesh. He wouldn't need to shove her up into a corner to get a fight out of her; as with any other "animal," you attack her, she'll attack you back. When the kitsune swung his sword at her, the great reptile reared up, exposing her white scaly underside, and spread her wings as wide as they would go. Half a second later, her huge hands slammed onto the ground where the teen had just been. Had he not moved back, he would have redefined "flat as a pancake." Wanting him to get even further back, she swiped at him with her metal claws. Her wings flared to the side and she lowered her head so that she was on his level but not too close to him. Her mouth opened with the sound of squeaking hinges, but that was nothing compared to the ground-shattering roar that emitted from the dark depths of her throat. Even it had a hint of the sound of squeaking metal, but mostly it was a roar no different from other dragons this size. It was also similar in the sense that he had better stay away from her if he didn't want a real fight on his hands. Problem was, he probably did.
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Re: Come On Out and Play « Result #5 on Jul 15, 2008, 5:47pm »
What a beauty. The kitsune hadn't snagged anything like this in forever. Half robot, half dragon, this was going to be a beauty to beat. Mere humans were not enough for the blonde, hence him never battling such foes. Nope, he liked to stick with the big and beastly. This was no exception.
He marveled at the tremendous force of her wings as they pushed down the air, how it blew his hair back from his face, and watched with an inner smirk as she was forced to come back to land. No getting out that way. She'd have to stay and fight, yes this beasty would.
Unfortunately, she was making no move to attack.
You would think she'd be a bit angry, at the least! But no, she just resembled a statue. Not even a muscle twitched. Okay, so this wasn't going to work. The crowd would get disappointed, and while he didn't give much of a crap what they thought, if they wanted they could shoo us off for another pair of fighters. That was not going to please him. Growing infuriated, the teen resorted to violence. Which was the purpose of his bringing the dragon robot thing here.
With a screech of frustration, the teen rushed forward, running at a speed no normal human could achieve, and swung at a sickening speed with his impossibly large and pointy sharp sword at the dragon's foreleg, making a combo of swings. The one that actually consisted of flesh, obviously. He was going to force the beast into a corner, make her fight. He'd had to do this before, and he knew the drill.
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Re: Come On Out and Play « Result #6 on Jul 15, 2008, 5:33pm »
The last thing she remembered of seeing any daylight was when she had been tricked into trapping herself in the confines of a metal box that was reinforced with some kind of spell or another that was impervious to her fire. Such things didn't simply lie around on the ground, so whoever had made this was not joking. She didn't know how long she was trapped in the box--it could have been minutes, it could have been days. All she knew was that whoever or whatever was carrying it had absolutely no sense of balance.
A thud shook the box and nearly knocked its contents off her feet. Shortly after, one of the metal sides slid away to reveal the bright outside. Only the only ground outside was stone, and not a natural stone like one would find in the desert or such. It was perfectly smooth, save the scratches she could see in it. They appeared to be from some sort of weapon, or rather, many different kinds. Beyond even the opening of the box, she saw one lone being with something large and metal in his hands. This man ran abruptly towards her cage, stopped, and shouted crazily at her. Upon closer inspection, she saw that not only was he strong, but also something she really wasn't supposed to quarrel with; a kitsune.
For now, she had nowhere to go but forward. She lifted her feet one by one and moved out of the cage, revealing herself to be a massive dragon that looked like she had become a part of the metal box. Once out, she gave her real eye a moment to adjust to the bright sun. She looked around and realized why the ground was the way it was. She and the kitsune were in a giant arena, or rather, a pit inside of an arena. The crowds seated in a circle around them were going crazy. The two were meant to fight.
Wanting to avoid what they insisted she do, the pale yellow and silver beast spread her wings and took off towards the mouth of the pit, only to be greeted by a cage-like top that was slid over it by some contraption under the ground. The dragon hit it before she could stop herself and fell the short way back to the ground. Thankfully, she was anything but fragile and got to her four feet immediately. Now that she was trapped in here with the kitsune, she turned to face him and nothing more.
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Come On Out and Play « Result #7 on Jul 15, 2008, 5:10pm »
The chains lowering the huge metal box into the pit of the Colosseum protested largely, a grotesque screeching noise issuing from them periodically. The huge airship doing this unwise task looked like it was straining for dear life to stay afloat the gentle wind currents. Already in the pit stood a blonde haired guy who seemed to be around 17. His skin was brown in color. From a distance, you could still tell he was wearing a pair of black skinny jeans, some shoes suspiciously like Converse, and whose torso was wrapped in bandages, over that only being an unbuttoned and open black tailed jacket, the sleeves reaching his elbows. But his black attire was not much of interest compared to The unnecessarily large sword he held loosely in one hand, letting the tip touch the dirt ground. An angry frown was pasted on his sharp face, a hint of impatience obvious in his body language.
The huge metal box hit the ground with a thud, the chains released from the airship to drop all the way to the ground, dirt exploding up around each of the large flailing whips. A man that had previously been on top of the box climbed down stairs on the side to the ground, where he rushed to the front of the metal structure. There he slid open the slider doors, then ran away to safety like a madman.
The blonde's frown-y face was now a madman grin of his own as he awaited whatever it was in the crate to exit. His light blue eyes shining, he tore his sword from the ground and ran up a few feet, now in a battle stance.
"Come on out, beasty!" He called, still grinning. "Come out and fight-- to the death!"
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Zikami « Result #11 on Jul 15, 2008, 3:40pm »
Stats Full Name: Zikami Arimishi *Alias: Zikami, Zika Race: Kitsune with two tails Gender: Male Age: 17 [looks can be deceiving]
Physical Qualities Height: 5'6" *Weight: 105lbs Complexion: Fair and brown skinned. Hair: Bright blonde, slightly wavy, goes down to his chin with bangs below his eyes that are feathered to the right. A bit of it on the top curls in a sort of gravity-defying way. *Build: He has no excess fat, just bones, skin, and muscle. Has smexy arm muscles, which he uses to hold very impossibly large swords. His long slender legz can endure running for quite a long time, though his leg muscles aren't as special. Also has a six pack. Lolol. Eyes: Large and sort of pointier looking at the ends, kind of like a very slightly slanted square. Colored light blue. *Face shape: Sort of long and sharp, with a straight nose. Mouth is normal sized, with larger than normal lips.
Mental Qualities Personality: He's a bit on the hot-headed side, always ready to sink his fangs [or sword tip] into something that'll fight back. Quick to anger, he has an act first think later motto, and typically bites off more than he can chew. This is perhaps because since childhood he has felt an urge to prove himself, and it has lead him down the wrong path. This tough shell he built around himself is basically just something for him to hide under so he doesn't have to face the truth. There's more, but this is the basic thing. *Likes: Blood, drinking blood, skulls, large impossible swords, running, stealing, etc. *Dislikes: His shadow, his true form, etc. *Prejudices: He thinks women are weak *Speaking style: *Default expression: :V [JK] Probrably an angry frown *Fears: Dogs *Comforts: FOOD. LOTS OF FOOD. [JK]
Fighting Abilities Weapons: A large sword that he carries around with him, usually strapped to his back when he isn't using it. When he's in fox form, fangs and claws. *Powers: He is actually a two tailed kitsune. He can turn into his human form by putting a skull which he carries around with him over his head, though because he is very unskilled he can only take on the shape of that which I have described to you. Also, his shadow is that of his true form, as is his reflection in a mirror. The powers he has gained so far is the ability to use fox fia from his tails, and on a good day he is able to make dreams of his choice manifest in those who are sleeping. Also, Zikami is a necromancer, so he is able to summon spirits of dead creatures [not just humans] and use them to fight to his will. If he does this too much, however, he can start to go insane or become mentally incapable of dealing with things. *Strengths: Brute strength, moar stuff *Weaknesses: His incapability to stop fighting once he's started, thinking about his past, moar stuff
Contact Job: *E-mail address: *Residence: Usually hangs with the munsters *Acquaintances: *Friends: *Best friend: *Lover[s]: He once loved a girl but she died the day he dated her. He tried bringing her back to life, but all she did was kill things and slobber mindlessly on him. *Pet[s]: *Enemies: Many *Archenemy: *Current thread: Idklol
Biography History: For some reason, even though he knows who he is, he is convinced he is the brother of one very obnoxious girl. Which shouldn't be possible, being that he was over a hundred years old. He's confused about this. The memories that he does have, though, are so real, and though they are not for sure, the torture of them were enough to cast him into uncertainty. Which he soon locked inside himself, and build a nearly impenetrable around himself of devilish cruelty. *Family:
Extras *Attire: He wears a pair of black skinny jeans with black converse. His torso is covered in bandages up to his neck, with a tailed black crumbly jacket with sleeves that go down to his elbow that's left unbuttoned and open over them, and covers the majority of his two tails. Also a studded black belt. He's a bit into black. *Accessories: A large sword, which he carries strapped to his back, and a human skull, which he keeps attached to his belt. *Hobbies: Killing things *Talents: .... Killing things *Associations: Butter knives *Other: I dunnos *Theme: Lemme think on that. *Picture:
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pressure.makes.diamonds « Result #12 on Jul 15, 2008, 3:23pm »
Stats Full Name: Pferha [FAIR-uh] *Alias: none yet Race: golden "European" dragon cyborg Gender: female Age: About 200 years
Physical Qualities Height: ~7' at the shoulders, around 14' total when head is lifted. 40 feet long. *Weight: A whole freaking lot Complexion: Of her scales, a very pale gold with white underside. Eyes: Her right eye serves as a scanning device and is red, like most of the other electronics on her outside. Her left eye is shaped like a fat rain-drop on its side. It is a beautiful gold color and probably the only thing about her that has not lost its brilliant color since her transformation. Hair: n/a *Build: Of her natural parts, typical of her species. Muscular chest, long, slightly-muscled legs, neck slightly longer than body, tail as long as neck and body, large hands and feet with five digits each and clawed talons, horns and spines in multiple places, large batlike wings, fang-like teeth, long tongue... Almost her entire right side is cybornetic. Her whole tail is cybernetic, but is shaped similarly to what it naturally looks like. Her right wing remotely resembles a bat wing but can be compressed to become "folded." Tubes of blood can be seen on the outside of the cybornetic parts on the upper legs and the front of the chest. *Face shape: Typical of her kind, similar to komodo dragons but slightly longer and much more angled.
Mental Qualities Personality: Gives a quiet and shy demeanor, but beneath that [thin] shell, she is very kind and caring. She can consider almost anything younger than her as a sort of child of hers and is usually more than happy to provide a motherly figure. The only problem is that her appearance is very daunting, and she is highly insecure about it. She is also very modest and doesn't really know what to say when complimented--not that she often is. More so, she is greeted by shrieks of fear and rejection. One could say she is sad about this, but she isn't necessarily a sad person. Also, she prefers not to fight but will defend herself if need be. She is also very intelligent like most dragons and can speak many languages. *Speaking style: Doesn't speak much around people she isn't familiar with, but her voice is very motherly and soft compared to her size. She doesn't speak fast, but rather at a normal, perhaps slightly slow speed. *Fears: Being rejected, but also being used. Is also terrified of water, particularly rain. This is not because of her cybornetic parts [they are waterproof to a depth greater than her natural side could sustain] but rather because fire is her only major natural defense she has left and is extremely comfortable with. *Comforts: Hot places, whether dry or humid. Also, being around other people who don't run away from her after one look.
Fighting Abilities Weapons: Fire, claws, tail, and lasers she only uses in very dire situations. *Powers: Complicated dragon magicks, which include elements and also the power to revive and heal those recently killed or injured. Had a human form but has not tried to take it since her transformation. Also anything her cybornetic side has equipped. She CAN fly, but she has to strain to do so, so she doesn't really do it a lot.
Contact Job: n/a *Residence: Wherever the wind takes her. *Acquaintances: none yet *Friends: none *Best friend: Used to be Xaruk, then her human. None now. *Lover[s]: none *Pet[s]: none *Enemies: none *Archenemy: none *Current thread: n/a
Biography History: She was once very beautiful; shining gold scales, horns of the most gorgeous ivory, amazing golden eyes. Now her scales are dull yellow, her horns look as fragile as bones, and only one of her eyes has the same brilliant color. Half of her bodice is made of metal plates, wires, and tubes. How did this come to be? In short, she grew up like any other dragon. She lived with her parents until she was old enough to go live her own life. She made best friends with a Namean lion named Xaruk, and the two were inseparable. However, something happened that Pferha had blocked from her memory...the only thing she can bring herself to remember of it is that at the end of an attack from others, Xaruk was killed and burned out of existence while Pferha was left for dead. Though bruised and battered, unable to stand having let her closest friend die, she summoned as much magic as she could and revived him. The only problem was that his body didn't exist anymore, so Pferha's own flesh was sacrificed to reshape and become Xaruk's souls body once more. Almost half of Pferha had been sacrificed, but as she lay dying, she learned the true nature of her friend and was left to die a horrible death. The next thing she knew, she was alive and free of pain, her missing flesh replaced with metal parts. Her savior was a human, whom she grew even closer than Xaruk to. Eventually, though, his short human life ended. Pferha was only glad that his death was a natural and peaceful one. Since then, she has begun to search again for someone to love. Over time, her natural appearence has "decayed" in brilliancy. *Family: Doesn't know where parents are or even if they're still alive.
Extras *Associations: Enya? XDD *Theme: eventually ;'D *Picture: layturh <:
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